Washed up and Raggedy

Lisa Bonet.....she looks like a damn zombie...do the thriller Lisa!

Vivica's new face is so shiney. She got that crack glow!
Arsenio or Juwanna man?..You tell me.

Awww Tisha, why??? You're to old for all that.

Bullet Proof Rolls Royce

Truely ghetto-fabolous. Yes yall, the makers of Rolls Royce have upgraded the luxiury phantom to be armored and bulletproof. Forreal though, are rappers that important!?!

- Oh My! Pics Of Hoopz In A Hotel Room

- Oh My! Pics Of Hoopz In A Hotel Room
This girl is just sad....you really had to resort to this?! She was better off with Flav's ass!

VH1's Charm School starring Mo'Nique

First of all why Crazy's ass tell Mo' to call her "Nevaeh"(heaven backwards). Bitch your name is Heather! Can yall believe it?...This bitch still trying to claim singing abilities. We just recovered from her on Flavor of Love 2.."think of all live she saved"..lol that bullshit. And Nevaeh sound like some demonic shit to me!

Next question..WTF is this!?!

Hottie got the right name because this fool is HOT ASS MESS! She did crack me up this episiode though. Giving Mo'Nique that soggy ass apple from her titties. Yeah she's amess.

This weeks winner...I have to give it to Saaphyri. She is just so incredibly ghetto...I can't help but love it. All she wants to do is "learn how to eat brunch." 54th and Crenshaw, HO!

This weeks "totally jacked" award goes to none other than that girl "Rain". Simply because this bitch is physco! She cried the entire episode, complained that she had a "torn achillese heel". Then had the nerve to cope an attitude with Mo'Nique over it. Physco also admits to getting high later in the episode...she does look ravenous!

The infamous Pumpkin ran into problems with roommates Boots and Bucky. Pumpkin head claims the girls dont like beacuse "she spit on a blck girl." Bitch it don't matter if the bitch was green. Your ass is trashy for spittin, period. I bet she won't do that shit no more! I'm sorry but Pumkin looks old and tired. This is a ture reality TV ho. Give it up Pumpkin!!!!

Down low-Low down

OK, I was listening to the radio and the topic was the dreaded "down-low" brothas. Now what pissed me off is that this show really was actin like the down-low was ok. Talking bout some women find that shit attractive and women call to get adcive on how to please their man....PLEASE! This nigga is mothafuckin liar. Don't no woman want advice from a gay man on how to please their man! What they need to do is find out why the hell so many blackmen are DL. Just be open. If yo ass wants to be freaky than be freaky! Don't bring that shitty dick back to us women. "I'll cut yo ass up!"\

Where's Pooty "Caution: For This is a Danger Zone!"

Hey I heard the boy "Pootie" won't be on the "I Love NY" reunion show! Why not? (Tear drop) I think we all need to see some Pootie. Him and that female's ass he got. After that nervous breakdown, who knows whats good with the boy. I would love to laugh at him again....PLEASE COME BACK POOTIE!